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karanguni:

Tagged by rp-sephiroth.

Give us five random things about yourself, then tag ten of your followers.

1. Am not American, though at this point I speak almost entirely like one.

2. Will forever and always type in British English.

3. Graduated from quote unquote one of the (or the,…

1. With the exception of a few traumatic incidents that stand out, I remember the books I read in childhood in more detail than my actual childhood.

2. I drove a car for the first time since I was 18 last weekend.

3. For some reason (i.e., you wouldn’t know it from the bad drawings I post here), sometimes people pay me to illustrate things.

4. I can’t believe no one asked yesterday why I would think I was eating insects. (Reason: Because I grew the kale I was cooking, and there were insects crawling around on it that may not have entirely been washed off.)

5. The latest episode of Utopia just finished downloading and I’m all nervous about watching it.

Tagging: My computer seems to have lost the functionality for that; if you’re reading this, tell me stuff about yourself!

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literaryescapist:

astudyinawesome:

I’m crying

This, of course, is bullshit, but it’s absolute golden bullshit.

Hahaha.

(via 0stackcats0)

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dishai:

a small collection of somewhat disturbing, but otherwise entertaining posts

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shredsandpatches:

medieval:

A nun plucks penises off a phallus tree.
Roman de la Rose, c. 1325-1353. (Paris, Bibliothèque nationale de France, MS. Fr. 25526, f. 106v.)
From Naughty Nuns, Flatulent Monks, and Other Surprises of Sacred Medieval Manuscripts.


ALWAYS REBLOG THE PENIS TREE


Haven’t reblogged gratuitous dicks in awhile.

shredsandpatches:

medieval:

A nun plucks penises off a phallus tree.

Roman de la Rose, c. 1325-1353. (Paris, Bibliothèque nationale de France, MS. Fr. 25526, f. 106v.)

From Naughty Nuns, Flatulent Monks, and Other Surprises of Sacred Medieval Manuscripts.

ALWAYS REBLOG THE PENIS TREE

Haven’t reblogged gratuitous dicks in awhile.

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New haircut.

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im-a-nameless-child:

fitt2betied:

So I work at Target, and I had to help this woman carry 20 large bags of cat food into her car. When I asked her how many cats she had, she responded with:

"The first 25 have names, and the rest just come and go."

And then she proceeded to tell me:

"You are such a nice young man. You would make a good cat."

Cat ladies are awesome

What if she’s a witch and takes you and turns you into a cat and she’s been trying to find more people to turn into cats and that’s why she has so many?

(via lolcthulhu)

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ralfmaximus:

thesochillnetwork:

Sound advice

If it’s you who comes back to stop you, it’s a realllly bad decision.

You should probably run.

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harrietvane:

I don’t understand how The Expendables ISN’T about all the ladies from 80’s and 90’s badass action who were killed, maimed and/or spent like fucking currency to buy audience amusement and man-pain narrative.

I mean that’s what they were, the actual expendables. They were spent.

[*growly trailer voice*] AND NOW THEY’RE BACK. AND PAYBACK’S A BITCH.

I would pay all the money to watch this movie.

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